Oh give me a home,
where the koala bears roam,
and the kangaroos hop all around.
Where cool weather is scarce,
and there aren't bears,
and there are so many poachers to pound.
Home, home in Australia!
Where there so many fish to uh... scalia!
Wow that was a bad rhyme,
and I'm running out time,
and I need to hurry this up! (Repeat faster)
Oh give me a home,
where the caribou roam,
and the salmon swim all around.
Where the oil's not scarce,
and there are polar bears,
and there is so much ice on the ground.
Home, home in Alaska!
If I get lost then I'll ask ya'.
That was better than my,
Australian rhyme,
and I need to hurry this up! (Repeat faster)
