Australia/alaska

Oh give me a home,
where the koala bears roam,
and the kangaroos hop all around.
Where cool weather is scarce,
and there aren't bears,
and there are so many poachers to pound.

Home, home in Australia!
Where there so many fish to uh... scalia!
Wow that was a bad rhyme,
and I'm running out time,
and I need to hurry this up! (Repeat faster)


Oh give me a home,
where the caribou roam,
and the salmon swim all around.
Where the oil's not scarce,
and there are polar bears,
and there is so much ice on the ground.

Home, home in Alaska!
If I get lost then I'll ask ya'.
That was better than my,
Australian rhyme,
and I need to hurry this up! (Repeat faster)

OHMYGOSH!!!!!

IT'S A FULL ON DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!! Okay, not that, but it's still cool! I have a viewer from ALASKA!!!!!! HOW COOL IS THAT!!!

Hhhmph.

You know, I hate it when no one comments on my blog. Here's a deal, for every two comments I get, junk comments won't count, I will make a new post. Fair?

MAMMOTH!!!!!!

        Did you hear that scientists are cloning a mammoth in Japan, or is it China? Apparently they never watched Jurassic Park. RUN FOR LIFE OR THE BIG BAD MAMMOTH MAN WILL EAT YOU!!!!

SHAPES AND COLORS!!!

Here is one real story that I heard on the news. A woman who payed thousands of dollars to get her daughter into a gifted preschool sued the same preschool, for she saw what her daughter was learning: SHAPES AND COLORS!!! She said, "Shapes and colors do NOT get my child into Harvard!"

FYI

If you ACTUALLY somehow figured out that this blog DOES exist, then you should know what I'll post on it. I will post just the funny stuff. No school projects on this blog, just jokes.